One night 4 college students were playing until late night and they didn't study for the test which was scheduled

for the next day . In the morning they thought of a plan . They made themselves look as dirty and weird with

grease and dirt . They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and

on their return the  tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all way back and that they were  in no

condition to appear for the test .

So the Dean said they  can have the re-test after 3 days . They thanked him and said they will be ready by that

time . On the third day they appeared before Dean . The Dean said that as this was a special condition test , All 4

were  required to  sit in separate classrooms for the test . They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days .

The test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks .

Q.1. Your Name  ................ ( 2 Marks)

Q.2. Which tire burst ? (98 marks )

  a) Front   Left                    b) Front  Right   

  c) Back  Left                      d) Back  Right ...!!!

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A college student was in a philosophy class , Where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exist ,

 the professor had the following logic :

"Has anyone in this class heard God ? " Nobody spoke . " Has anyone in this class touched God ?" Again nobody

spoke . "Has  anyone in this class seen God ?" When nobody spoke for the third time , he simply stated ," Then  there

is  no God  ."

The student didn't like the sound of this at all , and asked for permission to speak : The professor granted it , and the

student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates :

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain ?" Silence .

"Has anyone in this class  touched our professor's brain ?"Absolute Silence .

"Has anyone in this class  seen our professor's brain ?"

When nobody in the class dared to speak , the student  concluded," Then according to our professor's logic , It must

be true that our professor has no brain !"

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 A junior manager , a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting . On their way through a

 park , they come across a wonder lamp . They rub the lamp and a ghost appears .

The ghost says : Normally , one is granted three wishes but  as you are there , I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted , I want the first wish .I want to be in Bahamas , on a fast boat and

have no worries ."Pfuffff and were gone .

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls ,

plenty of food and cocktails ." Pfuffff and he were also gone .

The boss calmly said , "I want these two idiots back right now ."Pfuffff ............:p

Lesson :-ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST !

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